Just because it’s Valentine’s Day doesn’t mean you get a day off from that stale relationship you’ve been meaning to end. It’s so hard, we know. We’re sorry for you too!

So it is with compassion and in the spirit of the season we share the latest video from Dreamers Adrift, the immigrant-youth led media collective that produced gems like the video series “Undocumented and Awkward.”

This time, “UndocuBreakup Lines” offers you the script you’ve been looking for to break up with your honey. The video includes some sharp lines like: >

> “I’d rather self-deport than stay in this relationship with you.” > “Even if they offered gay couples green cards that wouldn’t save our relationship.” > “I just realized there are more benefits to being a Border Patrol agent than staying in this relationship.”

Some good options here, yes? Watch the video here, and good luck with that honest talk you’ve been putting off.