If you're looking to waste some money, Angry Asian Man has the perfect suggestion:
Designed to grace the homes of connoisseurs, collectors and dumbasses, these chopsticks are 9½" long and accented with Brooks Brothers' Golden Fleece® logo for an elegant finishing touch. For those who want to eat their noodles like an asshole. You can also get a matching chopstick holder for $105.
Yeah. That's $122.50 per stick.