This young man from Portland, Oregon could make a good Washington lobbyist one day. The winning quotes: “Don’t let my Saturday night go to waste, man.” “Or you could go dunk it and have the entire country chanting your time… except Ohio, but the rest of the country, all 49 states, would be chanting your name!” [(h/t Hang Time)](http://hangtime.blogs.nba.com/2012/02/21/why-wont-lebron-dunk/)